Morning wood is a slang term for nocturnal penile tumescence, which means waking up with an erection. It can happen in the middle of the night or the early morning hours while you’re sleeping. If you ...

Millions of people all around the world struggle with their day-to-day lives, constantly looking for solutions to their biggest insecurities and issues. There are hundreds of false remedies out there ...

Need to document your morning erection? Now there’s an app for that! Roman, the men’s sexual health app that launched last year, wants men to start logging their “morning wood” as soon as they wake up ...

The colloquial phrase, “the early bird catches the worm” must refer to penises because they are, universally, early risers. More often than not, a dick will awaken before you do, and morning wood is ...

Morning Glory, Morning Wood, Prebreakfast Boner (I made that last one up) — whatever you want to call it, you're probably familiar with the phenomenon. If you've ever woken up a) with a penis or b) ...

Around four months ago, the Massachusetts Daily Collegian released its holiday collection of satire celebrating the end of the semester: “Happy Ending.” This semester, on April Fools’ Day, the ...